The mysterious Gendarmerie. Nobody seems to know exactly what they do. Apart from being military police and apparent security guards outside important buildings, their job seems so secretive, which is perhaps where the attraction lies. As they are stationed near my son’s school outside Invalides I walk by them often. As do most French men, they make their attraction noticeable and attempt to get my attention, jigging from foot to foot in that boy gang type way, pointing me out not so discreetly, chuckling to each other. Although slightly imposing in a group, they always smile, sometimes even with a wink and flirty ‘bonjour madame’.
A uniform always has an effect on me. Gendarmes look very official and quite sexy in their tight navy blue suits, black belts and boots, wearing the traditional kepis on their heads. Standing outside their windowless blue vans, they can seem intimidating.
As I walk by I come over all girly, and can hardly suppress a giggle as I am victim to their obvious ogling. I want the confidence to wink back and say ‘bonjour monsieur’ in my sexiest French accent, but end up looking down and walking quicker….mother of two children, married, nice catholic girl, shouldn’t flirt…..all racing through my head. I know they’re watching me from behind, making comments on the size of my derriere presumably, debating on size and form. Not only do I wish for a smaller butt at this moment, I also wish I could wiggle it like the French girls do, a small but controlled jerky thrust with their pert buttocks jiggling on top of high heels. Somehow, I think they’d settle for mine anyway.
What if I let them have their way with me, I wonder as I walk on. What if I just walked onto their big blue bus and said ‘Bienvenue messieurs, je suis a vous (welcome gentlemen, I am yours). What if I took one of them by the hand and had my way with him. ‘What if’s’, like ‘I want’s’, never gets……
What is this city doing to me??? Time to change temptation focus.
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